Munnabhai Jokes!

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?


MAMU: B.A.


MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?



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MUNNA BHAI: Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?





GIRL: Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?



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MAMU: Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao.



MUNNA BHAI: Tamil kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?


MAMU: Meinay ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahinay mein bolne lagay ga.



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PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?





MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.



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CIRCUIT: Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?



MAMU: Nahin.


CIRCUIT: Thu kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.



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MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.





MAMU: Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?





MUNNA BHAI: Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.





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MAMU: Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.





MAMU KA DOST: Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.



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Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.





Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.





Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai.



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Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain.





Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.





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