Munnabhai Jokes!

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?


MAMU: B.A.


MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?



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MUNNA BHAI: Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?





GIRL: Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?



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MAMU: Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao.



MUNNA BHAI: Tamil kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?


MAMU: Meinay ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahinay mein bolne lagay ga.



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PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?





MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.



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CIRCUIT: Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?



MAMU: Nahin.


CIRCUIT: Thu kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.



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MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.





MAMU: Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?





MUNNA BHAI: Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.





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MAMU: Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.





MAMU KA DOST: Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.



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Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.





Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.





Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai.



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Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain.





Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.





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Mind Boggling Maths!

Only Mathematic wizards dare to see this one..... lol

Italian Girl....

A woman goes to Italy to attend a two week, company training session.Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.The wife answers, "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"The husband laughs and says, "An Italian girl!!!"The woman kept quiet and left.Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks, "So, honey, how the trip was?""Very good, thank you.""And, what happened to my present?""Which present?" She asked."The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!" "Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait for few months to see if it is a girl!!!"

Boring day!

Yo ppl, sup? Hope you guys had a nice weekend. Well, I had a fantastic weekend... but having a great boring day today :( Don't feel like doing anything, thanks to monday blues. Man, I don't know why the hell these mondays come, heah... sucks!

I thought, let me write something... atleast this brings me out of boredom. I hope it will :)

Went to Richmond on Saturday to meet couple of friends. Drive was awesome, luckily there was not much traffic this time and drove both ways smoothly. It had been a while I haven't updated my ipod, so I had downloaded new albums. Those downloads made my drive rock, I shud say. I played Saawariya, Jab We Met, Partner, Bhool Bhulaiya, Om Shanti Om, Heyy Babyy.... Partner tops my chart list, I liked title songs from Saawariya, Bhool Bhulaiya and few from the rest.

Drove straight down to meet a friend who flew from Atlanta, spent sometime there before I left to meet another. That place was somewhere in downtown. And had to drive around 15 miles to meet the other friend. It was around 1:30 by the time I reached. I picked him up and reached a nearby mall in search of nice restaurant to have our lunch. There were Maggiano's, Tara Thai, California Pizza Kitchen, and few other. Finally, we decided to go to California Pizza Kitchen and it was a wise decision thou. We had Lettuce Wraps with chicken, Tuscan Hummus, and Thai Crunch Salad. Food was awesome as always. Went around in the mall for a while and found nothing exciting to kill our time. Then we decided to go watch a movie. There were few new movies, The Kingdom, The Game Plan, Good Luck Chuck etc., and I had no idea how their reviews were, there was also a showing of 'Bourne Ultimatum' in 10 minutes, I knew that movie was great and I instantly said let's go (I finally happened to watch this movie after a long wait :)). Movie was terrific, Matt again showed his magic on screen.

ughh... it was 6:30 in the evening... dropped off my friend... and time to go home. I set my GPS, it showed 108 miles to reach my home and reached much early than I expected as there was minimal traffic. Came home, had dinner and watched movie 'Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi', an old hindi classic which was made in 1958 with fantastic music and out-and-out comedy. Movie was good and the day was good too....

I was feeling too lazy on sunday... all I did was lying on bed to surf internet and watch TV and '10 Commandments', a 1956 classic. I even procrastinated my laundry.... hehe...

Alri fellas... have a nice week... and of course, I already started waiting for the next weekend;)